On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A partridge in a Trygve Lie 

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Dag Hammarskjöd
And a partridge in a Trygve Lie 

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
U Thant
Dag Hammarskjöd
And a partridge in a Trygve Lie 

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
U Thant
Dag Hammarskjödl
And a partridge in a Trygve Lie 

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Kofi Annan
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
U Thant
Dag Hammarskjöd
And a partridge in a Trygve Lie 

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Perez de Cuellar
Kofi Annan
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
U Thant
Dag Hammarskjöd
And a partridge in a Trygve Lie 

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Waldheim the Nazi
Perez de Cuellar
Kofi Annan
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
U Thant
Dag Hammarskjöd
And a partridge in a Trygve Lie